Before clicking on the link attached below I advise you to prepare yourself mentally for five or so minutes of extreme frustration, disbelief and anger; don’t worry though, it’s also extremely amusing.
We all get annoyed with our football club from time to time, it’s only natural but in the case of William, his angst spilled out onto the airwaves of TalkSPORT in spectacular fashion following our 2-1 defeat to Swansea, leaving regular hosts Andy Goldstein and Jason Cundy open-mouthed at the drivel they were being forced to listen to.
Were I to try and summarise any of William’s insane ramblings within this piece, I fear it would only result in a loss of impact for you as the listener when you did get round to hearing it. In truth, I would dearly love to see the baffled expressions on each and every one of your faces when first encountering William, if only for the comedy value attached to such a moment.
Football is well known to be a game of opinions, with people from all over the world happy to dissect and discuss every new development but it is thanks to calls such as the one featured above that talk radio remains such a valued and often hilarious platform, given the ridiculous opinions expressed by so many of the people who take the time to pick up their phones and dial in.
The last 12 months or so have been anything but amusing for fans of Crystal Palace FC but if you can’t find some degree of morbid satisfaction from hearing William make an absolute fool of himself in front of the nation when discussing our beloved football club, I’d be highly surprised.